Someone once told me that pig meat is the closest analog to human flesh and that is why pigs are so tasty... Robot Thinks Human Flesh Is Bacon - An "electromechanical sommelier" mistakes a man's hand for tasty pig meat. Let's hope the error-prone machine doesn't get hungry. In Table of Malcontents.
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Finally, someone has figured out that ethanol is a good thing (besides the edible type). As someone who commutes to work 350+ miles a week I would welcome the opportunity to burn 100% ethanol in my car! Below is a link to a CNN article on the subject. CNN on Ethanol
Read more…All I can say is that I want to be the guy that came up with this! Beer Pouring Robot
Read more…What is this world coming to? Now we need compatible pants to do things....WTF? Is that a joystick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? iPod Pants As long as we are making pants jokes, here is an e-mail I got the other day... the subject says it all!
Top 25 Lines in Star Wars that Can Be Improved by Substituting the word "Pants"
A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
You are unwise to lower your pants.
We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
I find your lack of pants disturbing.
These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.
Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.
You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.
Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one. Your sister!
Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
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Alternative fuels are making waves in Iowa thanks in part to the efforts of Federal Senate leaders such as Charles Grassley. I may disagree with Grassley on a number of social issues, but I have to respect the efforts he has made to improve the environment for alternative energy technologies. "In 1992, he authored legislation to provide the first-ever tax incentive for wind energy production, and in 1997, Grassley pushed a ten-year extension of the tax credit for corn-based ethanol through Congress." While ethanol does provide Iowa farmers with an expanded market for their corn, I don't think ethanol is a particularly sustainable energy solution. From raw feedstock to distribution, the ethanol production system is too parallel to our current petroleum based fuel production infrastructure.
Thanks to powerful lobbies we can expect that the vast bulk of ethanol produced in Iowa will be derived from corn and corn byproducts. Combined with the 2002 Farm Bill's subsidy program, it follows that large corporate farms will push more and more land into mono-crppoed production. This in turn will increase the use of petroleum based herbicides, fungicides and insecticides, and, of course, further degrade soil quality and water quality. Once the corn grown with non-sustainable agricultural practices is harvested, it is transported to a large production facility where it undergoes the transformation from grain to gasoline.
Large companies such as Cargill and ADM have a tight grip on the ethanol production process; ethanol can be mass produced along side corn starch and high fructose corn syrup. In the end the production technology is a combination of brewing and distillation- familiar enough technologies, but to create a high-grade fuel that is guaranteed not to destroy a modern IC engine is beyond making beer in your basement. Putting this all together, we have a relatively difficult large-scale production process controlled by a small number of corporations who rely on a steady supply of feedstock that is harvested and grown in a non-sustainable fashion thanks in large part to powerful lobbies that promote the interests of profit-driven agribusiness. Sounds eerily familiar to another common energy production system doesn't it?
So, what can you as an educated consumer do about it? For starters, use ethanol blended fuel anyway. Yeah, it is helping to line the pockets of big companies, but the petroleum can be removed from the ethanol production process without much difficulty- the same cannot be said for plain old gasoline. Fight for sustainable agriculture- write to legislators, speak out and support local growers that use sustainable growing methods. Switch to biodiesel. This is more difficult as it means using a diesel vehicle and finding a source of fuel. Thankfully, biodiesel blends and B100 are easy to find in Iowa. Even better, you can make your own biodiesel. Even better- get s few friends together, invest in a large reactor, and start a business collecting waste vegetable oil and selling fuel.