Robot Thinks Human Flesh Is Bacon

Someone once told me that pig meat is the closest analog to human flesh and that is why pigs are so tasty... Robot Thinks Human Flesh Is Bacon - An "electromechanical sommelier" mistakes a man's hand for tasty pig meat. Let's hope the error-prone machine doesn't get hungry. In Table of Malcontents.

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slackfiend
Fri, 11/17/2006 - 10:15
Mother of whores, they're
Mother of whores, they're giving robots tongues? What has science done?! I envision a day in the near future where robots rise up and consume their fleshy masters, perhaps with a side of hash browns. Kinda like Terminator, but with more condiments.
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bruce42
Sun, 11/19/2006 - 21:02
Condiments indeed.
Don't forget the scrambled eggs. We're just asking for trouble when we let the machines realize we're delicious.
"They have they explode." :: Heavy Pie

Robot Thinks Human Flesh Is Bacon

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