Spam

As much as I hate spam, at least there is the occasionally bizarre message providing morning entertainment. I think I found a new signature.

Your mission is to obey the commands of whoever is able to strike the Master Key of Electricity. That is true I once read in a book that all things are regulated by exact laws of nature.

Rock.

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bruce42
Wed, 04/27/2005 - 13:00
More Weirdness

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"Your mission is to obey the commands of whoever is able to strike the Master Key of Electricity. That is true I once read in a book that all things are regulated by exact laws of nature" - spam e-mail

heavy pie
Fri, 04/29/2005 - 13:19
SPAM
Dude! Your spam rocks! My spam tries to sell me things. Or tries to tell me to get my free something or other. And where exactly are you getting this Bizarro spam from?

Other time... other space.

bruce42
Fri, 04/29/2005 - 22:33
In This Case
It is from people trying to sell me cheap meds- usually "tablets". Here's another one for ya.

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heavy pie
Sun, 05/01/2005 - 16:46
Reading rai thelight bands
I s'pose if I'd actually ever read any of the SPAM I get... Though this does remind me of that Diablo II incident... "come on 18nom FUCK YOU" "dog baby"

Other time... other space.

bruce42
Mon, 05/02/2005 - 18:59
It continues unabated

"Thus you may determine by a single look the true natures of all those you encounter. And are these, also, electrical in their construction? asked the boy, as he took the spectacles. Certainly"

bruce42
Fri, 05/06/2005 - 23:06
Take this Frenchman

At it was, the bar rebounded with a force that sent the murderous Frenchman sprawling upon the roof, and Rob turned around and laughed at him. It won't work, Professor, he said I'm proof against assassins

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