Okay, so I've found myself captive to another game. And it's on my DS, so I don't ever have to leave it. I'm having quite a bit of fun with Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrows, which means I don't have to bother with really confusing issues like socializing with people I might want to fuck. Take the old-school 2d platforming enjoyment of Castlevania, throw in some really nice visuals and sounds, and make that mansion freaking ginormous. With some RPG elements in the mix, it's a mighty fine time waster that also helps me fulfill that promise I made to never reproduce. I mean, I haven't sacrificed as much of my life to it as I did Animal Crossing. Hey, nothing short of World of Warcraft has taken more time off my existence than Animal Crossing. Call it pathetic, and I'll call you a person who doesn't know what 'pathos' means.